I'm So Poor I Can't Even Pay Attention T-Shirt
This lightweight crew tee carries a wry, attention-grabbing message that reads like a private joke you can wear out loud. Soft Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton keeps the shirt breathable and comfortable for long days, while the retail fit and neat crew neckline give it a tidy silhouette you can layer or wear solo. The playful, high-contrast lettering pops against the dark fabric, making the message readable from across a room — great for people who lean into humor and self-deprecation in casual settings. Thoughtful details like ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape, side seams and a tear-away label mean it stays comfortable and keeps its shape through repeated wear. Responsibly made with REACH-certified blanks and ethical manufacturing standards, this tee blends low-key attitude with everyday practicality.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat, easy to layer or wear alone
- Construction details: side seams, ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape for shape retention
- Print methods: crisp DTF (most providers) or vibrant DTG on some fulfillers; sleeve/label print options
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association / WRAP standards)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean