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This garden and house banner announces a house full of lively dog energy with a wink. Printed on lightweight poly poplin-canvas, the design reads “Crazy Dog Lives Here — Do Not Knock — He Will Bark. I Will Yell. Things Will Get Ugly,” in crisp, high-contrast typography and paw/bone accents. The double-sided print and black inner lining keep the message visible from both directions while the stitched top sleeve slips easily onto standard garden flag poles or stands. Hung on a sunny porch or tucked into a flower bed, the banner brings playful personality to entryways, fencing, and yard displays — a clear, humorous signal for visitors and a warm, familiar touch for dog lovers who want their home to reflect that lived-in, loving chaos.
Product features
- 100% poly poplin-canvas fabric — lightweight yet durable
- Vibrant, high-definition color printing for crisp graphics
- Top sleeve fits standard flagpoles or garden stands
- Printed on both sides (flipped over long edge) with black inner lining
- Available in two sizes: 12"×18" and 24.5"×32" (pole/hooks not included)
Care instructions
- Clean by wiping with a soft, damp cloth.
Garden Flag — “Crazy Dog Lives Here: Do Not Knock” Decorative Yard Banner
$18.99
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$18.99
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Product features
- 100% poly poplin-canvas fabric — lightweight yet durable
- Vibrant, high-definition color printing for crisp graphics
- Top sleeve fits standard flagpoles or garden stands
- Printed on both sides (flipped over long edge) with black inner lining
- Available in two sizes: 12"×18" and 24.5"×32" (pole/hooks not included)
Care instructions
- Clean by wiping with a soft, damp cloth.